Deviously Flipping Youoff
I love deviantArt: The utter lack of 'community', the endless amounts of homosexual drawings in my eternally-filling message box, the constant admin firings, the japanophiliacs whom thinks that only good things come from Japan, dub bashers, pages that take 60 or more seconds to load (I checked with fasterfox.), subscriber account ads everywhere, the utter lack of any compelling subscriber features, the fact that large thumbnails and large amounts of results per page is actually worse than normal because of yaoi, yaoi, the fact that no one actually reads whatever you post because of all the yaoi noise, no voting system (e.g. NG's voting system), absolute shit all over the place, the fact that the clear all button doesnt work forcing me to go through extra amounts of homosexuality, the inability to maintain any moral standard, explicit adult content gets daily 'deviation' over better, non-explicit work, no Bobobo fans, etc. Basically deviantArt is everything I've always not wanted: a giant gay men orgy on top of me.
In short, deviantART is the worst website I ever visited, and to think I once ended up visiting it daily. Seriously, you guys are a bunch of assholes who cant draw for shit, use shitty adobe products, draw the same shit you see on TV, and generally FANFIC SUCKS, FANART SUCKS, and WHY THE HELL MUST YOU WRITE FANFIC OF YOU HAVING GAY SEX WITH SAKURA OF NARUTO?!?!?!
Fuck you all, deviantArt shitheads! Or as Lustelle helped me translate, ˇFuck todos ustedes de deviantart es cabeza de mierda!
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Devious Comments
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FRUIIIIIIIIIIITY ;D
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Losing all Grip on Sanity,
One Drawing at a Time... =BeefLord-Quimplestag.
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"Trust me, I know what I'm doing!"
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98% of the /b/tard population thinks Rozen Maiden is for SO RONERY ;_; virgins who will never get a real girlfriend. If you are one of the 2% who have actually watched the series and realize the 98% are idiots, copy and paste this into your signature.
I have to say, Devart wouldn't be nearly half as bad if it wasn't all the boneheaded people on this site. Dealing with a bunch of ill-skilled artists is one thing. Dealing with a bunch of 'artists' that do nothing but draw the same 5 characters that they got from some Japanese comic book is another thing. These people are some of the most rabid fans ever. You can't give them any good constructive criticism, because of two things: If you tell them they should start work on original characters, or otherwize talk about their choice of characters, they go and reply with a 20-line response stating that just because you hate the characters doesn't mean you should hate the work. This brings me to another problem: if the art sucks, or needs to be improved, they also complain, often bringing up some post-modern (read: bullshit) theory on how art is too subjective to be judged at all. In short, you can't even deliver a good critique like you used to due to the subjectivity of these kinds of things... even if the art was obviously made in 5 minutes and no effort was put into producing it. In their mind all art is equal and should not be judged - which is in reality mostly just a rephrasal of the continuous cry of the stick flash maker: Vote 5.
Navigating the crapflood that is DevART would be so much better if there was a better sorting system. I.E. limit myself to 'original characters', or 'fanart of X' where X is some other show, or 'rating higher than Y' where Y is a rational number with 4 or less digits (in base 10) ranging from 0 to 5. Or 0 to 10.
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98% of the /b/tard population thinks Rozen Maiden is for SO RONERY ;_; virgins who will never get a real girlfriend. If you are one of the 2% who have actually watched the series and realize the 98% are idiots, copy and paste this into your signature.
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Me cool.
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98% of the /b/tard population thinks Rozen Maiden is for SO RONERY ;_; virgins who will never get a real girlfriend. If you are one of the 2% who have actually watched the series and realize the 98% are idiots, copy and paste this into your signature.
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Me cool.
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98% of the /b/tard population thinks Rozen Maiden is for SO RONERY ;_; virgins who will never get a real girlfriend. If you are one of the 2% who have actually watched the series and realize the 98% are idiots, copy and paste this into your signature.
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